No female stimulus needed

The Bank of England has a novel plan for surviving the current economy: Telling female employees to stop dressing like sexy prostitutes. (Call it a no stimulus plan.) The bank hired on an image consultancy firm to train its lady bankers in a seminar on how to for success. Lucky for us, a company memo about the seminar was leaked to WWD:

professional, not fashionable; be careful with perfume; always wear a heel of some sort maximum 2 inches; always wear some sort of makeup even if it just lipstick. Shoes and skirt must be the same color. No no include ankle chains but not the one you want to be associated with; Cheap 2017 Adidas Nmd New Arrived S76007 Unisex White Grey Malaysia high heels; overstuffed handbags; an overload of rings, and double pierced ears.

Obviously, it discriminatory and offensive. (Are Nike Air Footscape Magista Flyknit 816560-001 Men Gray Black White Malaysia Price required to wear foot disfiguring shoes, accent their luscious lips or refrain from overstuffing their briefcases?) But, what most interesting about the memo is that it comes amid this current financial crisis. What is the idea, here that women should pretty themselves in an unadorned way so as to be pleasing to male bankers eyes without distracting them from business? Are flashy objects (rings, double pierced ears) too dangerously prone to exciting the Nike Air Max LD-Zero 848324-004 Men Grey Malaysia Sale at work? Is it an attempt to return to a more traditional, stable and comforting time? Or, as a colleague suggested, are these guys simply douchebags answer: E) All of the above.